If you’ve spent any time on Twitter lately, you’re probably aware of the brand spankin’ new meme where people challenge their followers to come up with their best dirty double entendres.

Well, Netflix decided to get in on the ~action~, and challenged other companies to name things that you can say 1) during sex and 2) while tweeting on behalf of your brand.

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

And y’all…the brands have gone wild.


Paramount

Ben & Jerry’s wants you to lick it.

Arby’s offered up their ~meat~.

Wingstop wants the bone in.

Pepsi likes it in the booty, apparently.

Absolut had this solid advice for both vodka AND fuckin’:

Instagram got right to the point.

Groupon wants to know if it was good for you.

Wendy’s is into group action.

Kettle Chips wants you to go elbow-deep.

Tazo tea had this helpful little hint.

Animal Planet requested ~snake~ pics.

Universal Orlando offered to take you on a ride.

Yelp wanted all the dirty details.

Natural Light prefers to keep things natural.

Snickers would like to know if you came.

Petco offered up some of their finest toys.

Hot Pocket complimented your…hot pocket.

GiveBlood wants you to just relax.

The Sims gave a very Sims-appropriate answer.

And Kum & Go…well, they did not want to play.

Here’s me reading all these horny AF responses from corporate accounts:


Warner Bros.

You can check out the full thread here, if yer nasty.

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