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Give yourself the gift of back-to-back orgasms in 2020 with the legendary Satisfyer Pro 2. It simulates oral sex by using a pressure vacuum and vibrations, and reviewers are obsessed with how it can go from gentle to earth shattering with the touch of a button.
A tiny Durex bullet vibrator that’s under $20, but performs like a million bucks. Sometimes good things really do come in small packages, y’all.
A palm-sized clitoral vibrator with two horns to double your fun. It has three different speeds and a ton of vibration patterns that’ll keep you entertained until you climax.
A fancy stainless steel vibrator that’s totally inconspicuous and pretty enough to be worn as jewelry. Can any of your other necklaces give you an orgasm? I think not.
A 2-in-1 vibrator that simulates the feeling of licking and sucking, and will give your poor partner’s neck a break. It may be tiny, but reviewers say that its tongue moved at lightning speed to deliver maximum pleasure.
A vibrating prostate massager that’ll take your anal play to the next level with its shakes and quakes. Reviewers love how powerful and versatile it is, and say it’s especially good for partner-play thanks to its remote control.
A ribbed clitoral vibrator that has ten settings and can be remote-controlled from up to 32 feet away. Reviewers are into how versatile this toy is and love how it can be used to elevate a ton of different positions.
A flower-inspired toy shaped like a budding bloom that’ll tickle your clitoris and spark some serious sexual joy in 2020. It can even be inserted, if you want to hit that G-spot, too.
A dual-ended vibrator that’s sure to get your engine going. Reviewers love how creative they can get with it and say that its seven speeds are super powerful and orgasm-inducing.
This bestselling clitoral sucking vibrator that has all the right curves and edges. Reviewers say that it can be a little tricky to find the right spot if you’ve never used a device like this before, but once you do, the feeling is absolutely bananas. Excuse me while I add this to my own cart.
A sleek and simple vibrator that doesn’t need any extra bells and whistles to get you going. It has ten speeds and reviewers say it’s the perfect option for people who don’t get off via penetration.
A single-speed egg that looks just like a lip balm, so you can totally leave it out on your nightstand. Reviewers say that you shouldn’t underestimate it because of its size — this baby is powerful.
This simple, yet effective massage wand that lasts for 90 minutes when fully charged — meaning it won’t run out of steam before you do. Reviewers say it’s great for helping relieve tension from other muscles, too.
A sonic pulsating massager that looks shockingly similar to an ocarina (perfect for all you Zelda fans). It has eight settings and reviewers say it can even get them to climax at its lowest setting, which is pretty darn impressive.
A discrete, eight-speed pocket rocket that slides right into your panties. It comes with two pairs of adjustable tie-side undies, so you don’t have to ruin your expensive lingerie when you want to get down and dirty.
A textured finger massager with nine vibration patterns that’ll basically give you the Midas touch of sex (hello, who doesn’t want that?). It’s remote controlled and has a curved tip that targets the G-spot, so you won’t have to put in any extra work.
A classic rabbit vibrator with actual bunny ears. This one has a heating function, so you can make your self-love sesh even hotter (like, literally).
A set of stainless steel butt plugs that’ll give you a bejewelled booty. They come in three different sizes so that you’ll be able to find your perfect fit. Reviewers note that it’s a great option for beginners, thanks to its range of sizes.
Or a butt plug vibrator that can be used with a remote control to keep your partner guessing. Reviewers say that it’s the perfect size and will rock your world with its 10 vibration modes.
A flexible penis dildo that feels like the real deal and can be suctioned onto almost any surface. Reviewers say it’s the perfect size (it’s 8.27 inches) and really hits the spot.
A pulsating cock ring that can be stretched to fit any shaft. It’s also designed to stimulate the clitoris, so your hands won’t have to put in any extra work down below.
A petite sucking vibrator that can be used on nips, clits, and everything in between. It works like a vacuum and has ten modes to give you insane amounts of pleasure. Seriously, reviewers say it’s so good it can make you forget about your partner.
A magical little wand that works as clitoris stimulator and dildo vibrator. It has ten speeds to choose from and is designed to act like a tongue to really enhance your experience. Orgasms, ahoy!
And finally, this penguin pal that looks downright adorable but will get all sorts of nasty with you in the sheets. It has eleven different air pulse settings to choose from that are guaranteed to get your toes curling.